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-----No guts, No glory, No ID, No entry 

-----Birds of the same feather, makes a good feather duster

-----An apple a day is seven apples a week

-----Where you are... you are there

------How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?

------What is beauty, if the brain is empty?

-------What is knowledge, if the face is damage?

------If you cannot beat them, shoot them

-----Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

----- If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 

-----The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it 

----You sound better with your mouth closed. 

----Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed!

 





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